Volume 19, Number 4
June 2002
YOUR COMPUTER NETWORK
Computer Crisis Management
By Bruce L. Dorner & David L. Masters
Like clients, computers can do weird things. And, like
clients, they can elicit not only great joy but also panic and
grief. They freeze and forget when you least expect it-much like
the well-instructed client on the witness stand. They refuse to
follow your instructions-much like the client who finishes three
of five assigned tasks and wonders why there are still problems.
And it goes without saying that computers and clients commit
these deleterious acts only at the most critical times.
An unwritten law of technology holds that the more important the
project, the more likely the computer will impede your progress.
In light of this controlling authority, here are a few things to
calm the computer-abused soul when bad things happen to good
attorneys.
Fade to Black
The darkest hour is just before dawn-or when your monitor goes
dark. The reassuring chatter and flickering light of the hard
disk vanish. The quiet hum of the cooling fan ceases. Alert to
your surroundings, you realize that the room lights have gone off
as well: Eureka-a power failure!
Rule No. 1:
Always have an Uninterruptible Power Supply (UPS) between your
computer and the wall outlet. The UPS contains a battery and
voltage regulator that automatically supply power if the juice
goes off or drops below acceptable levels. Depending on the size
of the battery in the UPS, it will generally power your equipment
for ten to 30 minutes.
Be sure your UPS has enough capacity to run your computer,
monitor, and all connected peripheral devices. Most of the UPS
boxes provide ratings indicating how long the battery will last
for different configurations. The more battery power you have,
the more time you have to save all the open files and shut down
safely. Some of these systems have software that will
automatically close all the applications on your computer and
then turn it off. Better UPS systems include surge and spike
suppression to protect your computer in the event of a power
surge.
Other evil forces are at work as well. The electric company often
has a little extra juice. When it targets your computer, the
damage can be quite impressive. Recall the cartoons with smoke
billowing from the computer? This can be the result of too much
voltage (power surges or spikes). Voltage sags can produce
similar bad results. Electronic equipment requires steady
current. Voltage fluctuations, up or down, are bad for components
and can be prevented with a good UPS. While we're on the topic,
don't forget that modem and network connections also need UPS and
surge protection. Prices for UPS devices start at six dollars and
go up from there, depending on battery size and other
features.
Now, suppose your monitor has gone dark but the room lights are
still on and you hear the hum of the cooling fan. Check the
monitor power cord and connection to the computer. Check that the
wall outlet has power (not with a paperclip!). All too often a
power cord loosens after time or is knocked loose by the cleaning
staff. Vacuum cleaners are a natural cause of dislodged plugs. If
all this seems to be working (you still hear the hum of the
cooling fan), there may be a loose connection inside the
box.
If you're an under-the-hood type, disconnect the power cord from
the wall, open the box, blow out the dust, and check the
connections. The likely culprits are the connections between the
hard disk and the motherboard. Give each of the peripheral cards
a gentle push to be sure they are tightly seated. Obviously, be
sure you touch a ground before monkeying around inside the box.
The static electricity pent up in your body can do quite a bit of
damage to delicate electronic components.
Startup error messages often cause heartburn, just like the new
client who didn't think it was important to tell you that the
case is set for trial in three days. The problems giving rise to
the two most common startup error messages, "non-system disk" and
"NTLDR not found," can be easily fixed. First, don't panic. Just
remove the disk in the floppy drive, press any key, and keep
going. Your computer looked to the A drive for the system files
during the startup process. The system files are probably on the
C (hard disk) drive. Here's a little tip for those who crave
speed: You can alter the BIOS settings and tell the computer to
proceed directly to the C drive without going to the A drive
first. This will help your computer boot faster, but, if the C
drive takes a vacation, you'll have to change the BIOS settings
in order to boot from a floppy startup disk. Check the setup
program for your particular computer for further
instructions.
Another startup error message, "operating system not found," may
be cause for greater concern. This crisis often can be defused by
turning off the computer, waiting 15 seconds, and then
restarting. Sometimes hitting the reset button isn't enough. To
be really sure, turn the computer off, pour a cup of coffee, then
restart. If the message persists and you don't have a disk in the
A drive, you have a slightly bigger problem. Of course, you have
a full backup of your computer on tape or another medium,
so…Oh, you don't? At this point, find some candles,
feathers, and chicken bones-you may need them shortly!
When the computer can't find the operating system, the problem
usually is that the computer is looking in the wrong place for
your system files or those files have been deleted, mangled, or
otherwise trashed. Check the path to be sure the computer looks
to the C drive for the system files by booting from a floppy
startup disk (you have the floppy disk with the system files in
your desk drawer, don't you?). Windows 2000 calls this the
Emergencey Backup Disk (EBD). Keep the disk handy and update it
periodically. Laptop users should keep one in their travel case.
With the system disk, you should be able to boot the machine and
prowl around a little. At this point, copy, back up, or otherwise
move all the data to another machine or storage device for
safety. You may not have another chance to save the Great
American Brief you were drafting.
Another backup commercial: You can never be too rich, too thin,
or in possession of too many backups of your data. Above all, be
sure you keep at least one backup off premises and that everyone
in the office knows how to use the backup device to restore data.
We've both fielded calls from attorneys who have a backup but
don't know how to restore the data. We've also both witnessed
those truly ugly occasions when the backup was done but the tape
or other storage media contained no data, corrupted data, or
otherwise unreadable data. Test your system weekly to be sure the
backup is working properly and data actually can be
restored.
Another gem, provided by the nice folks at Microsoft, is
affectionately called the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD for the
techies). It appears as a full blue background on your screen
with a cryptic message about something having gone wrong. The
message usually contains combinations of letters and numbers that
mean absolutely nothing to mere mortals. The only intelligible
portion of the message says something like "press any key to
continue." Pressing any key usually does nothing but make matters
worse. On the off chance that pressing a key restores some degree
of normalcy, immediately save all work and restart the computer.
Now! Those with religious beliefs might offer up a prayer while
the machine reboots.
A less serious message asserts that a program has committed an
Illegal Operation. (Hey, I paid for a license to run this
software!) The translation for this message is that two or more
programs tried to do something at the same time that caused a
backup in the electronic bowels of the computer. When you see
this message, do everything possible to save all open files, shut
the computer down, and restart. With Windows 9x systems, this
error becomes more common as you try to run more programs at the
same time. If it persists, you might try loading programs in a
different order or checking to be sure all the programs have the
most current versions and patches (don't leave open any of those
old 16-bit applications, e.g., West Premise). If the errors
persist, there may be a known conflict between two programs.
Check with some of your techie friends to see if they've had the
problem. Check the Internet for information from the vendors
providing your software. These errors can be particularly
difficult to cure, and Windows 9x users usually learn to live
with them as regular occurrences.
Now we come to the wonderful Windows Frozen Screen Undocumented
Feature (never call them bugs; they're merely "undocumented
features"). The facts: You're working away with several programs
open. You switch to another application. The mouse pointer moves,
but nothing else happens. You click like crazy, but the machine
ignores your commands. Frustration mounts as you continue
clicking. (Our colleague Ross Kodner calls this malady
"clickalepsy.")
Stop! Wait! Time to go for coffee-or to the corner pub. All that
clicking simply may have confused the computer. Perhaps you asked
it to do too many things at the same time, and the commands could
not be finished in a sequential order (so much for multitasking).
If the machine truly has locked up, utter your usual curse about
losing your data, push the reset button, and get on with
life.
The good news is that you can reduce the amount of data lost to
the BSOD, illegal operations, and frozen screens. Both Word and
WordPerfect have built-in, temporary backup systems for which you
just change the settings to have the program create a backup of
the open file every five minutes (or less). In the event of an
illegal operation, you may lose only the last five minutes of
work. Your mileage may vary with the BSOD or frozen screen.
These are just a few of the problems that keep us up nights-in
addition to clients who don't follow instructions. We hope the
suggestions in this article will help reduce at least some of
your need for massive quantities of antacids.
Bruce L. Dorner is a solo practitioner
with a primary office in Londonderry, New Hampshire, and remote
offices wherever he finds a place to plug in his computer modem.
David L. Masters is a solo practitioner in
Montrose, Colorado, who takes his complete paperless office on a
laptop computer wherever he goes.



